Lady T, being the romantic type sent tanygaer a text - " If you are sleeping send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears, I love you!"
tanygaer, typically non romantic, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."
I am not a complete idiot -- some bits are missing not many